{"id":17552,"date":"2016-12-19T10:23:05","date_gmt":"2016-12-19T09:23:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.generacionfriki.es\/?p=17552"},"modified":"2017-08-31T09:08:39","modified_gmt":"2017-08-31T07:08:39","slug":"los-mejores-tweets-la-semana-humor-friki-chistes-breves-23","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.generacionfriki.es\/?p=17552","title":{"rendered":"LOS MEJORES TWEETS DE LA SEMANA: humor friki y chistes breves (23)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.generacionfriki.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Los-mejores-tweets-de-la-semana-23-PORTADA.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-17567\" src=\"https:\/\/www.generacionfriki.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Los-mejores-tweets-de-la-semana-23-PORTADA.jpg\" alt=\"los-mejores-tweets-de-la-semana-23-portada\" width=\"644\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.generacionfriki.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Los-mejores-tweets-de-la-semana-23-PORTADA.jpg 644w, https:\/\/www.generacionfriki.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Los-mejores-tweets-de-la-semana-23-PORTADA-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 644px) 100vw, 644px\" \/><\/a>A las puertas de la Navidad puede que estemos de mejor humor&#8230;o no. Os dedicamos estos chistes breves en la esperanza de que os ayudar\u00e1n a mitigar el comienzo de semana, ese lunes que va surgiendo feroz y, para todos aquellos que se desbordan por el estr\u00e9s en estas fechas, un respiro seguramente muy merecido. \u00a1Vamos con esos chistes!<\/p>\n<p>Recordar que pod\u00e9is compartir los tweets con vuestros amigos a trav\u00e9s de la redes sociales s\u00f3lo con hacer click encima de cada uno.<\/p>\n<p>Y si no os hab\u00e9is puesto todav\u00eda de buen humor,<a href=\"https:\/\/www.generacionfriki.es\/?s=tweets\">\u00a0pod\u00e9is seguir viendo tweets<\/a>\u00a0graciosos, tontunos y divertidos en nuestras galer\u00edas.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #00ccff;\">TWITTER:<\/span><br \/>\n<a class=\"twitter-follow-button\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GeneracionFreak\" data-show-count=\"false\" data-lang=\"es\" data-size=\"large\" data-show-screen-name=\"false\">Seguir a @GeneracionFreak<\/a><br \/>\n<script>\/\/ <![CDATA[\n!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0],p=\/^http:\/.test(d.location)?'http':'https';if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=p+':\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js';fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document, 'script', 'twitter-wjs');\n\/\/ ]]><\/script><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\">FACEBOOK:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: none; overflow: hidden; height: 30px;\" src=\"\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/follow.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fgeneracionfriki&amp;width&amp;height=40&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;layout=button&amp;show_faces=true&amp;appId=170478265639\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">YOUTUBE:<\/span><br \/>\n<script src=\"https:\/\/apis.google.com\/js\/platform.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<div class=\"g-ytsubscribe\" data-channelid=\"UCwPaxEgbwWMSqtFxPN_N4Lw\" data-layout=\"full\" data-count=\"undefined\"><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>1)<\/p>\n<span class='bctt-click-to-tweet'><span class='bctt-ctt-text'><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=-Pap%C3%A1%2C%C2%BFme%20ayudas%20con%20la%20tarea%3F%20-S%C3%AD%2Chijo%20-Dime%205%20animales%20que%20vivan%20en%20el%20Polo%20Norte%20-3%20osos%20y%202%20focas%20-Gracias%20pap%C3%A1&#038;related' target='_blank'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">-Pap\u00e1,\u00bfme ayudas con la tarea? -S\u00ed,hijo -Dime 5 animales que vivan en el Polo Norte -3 osos y 2 focas -Gracias pap\u00e1 <\/a><\/span><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=-Pap%C3%A1%2C%C2%BFme%20ayudas%20con%20la%20tarea%3F%20-S%C3%AD%2Chijo%20-Dime%205%20animales%20que%20vivan%20en%20el%20Polo%20Norte%20-3%20osos%20y%202%20focas%20-Gracias%20pap%C3%A1&#038;related' target='_blank' class='bctt-ctt-btn'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Compartir en X<\/a><\/span>\n<p>2)<\/p>\n<span class='bctt-click-to-tweet'><span class='bctt-ctt-text'><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=El%20cajero%20cobra%20comisi%C3%B3n%20de%203%E2%82%AC%20al%20sacar%20dinero%20pero%20me%20avisa%20que%20tape%20cuando%20ponga%20el%20pin%2C%20no%20vaya%20a%20ser%20que%20me%20roben&#038;related' target='_blank'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">El cajero cobra comisi\u00f3n de 3\u20ac al sacar dinero pero me avisa que tape cuando ponga el pin, no vaya a ser que me roben <\/a><\/span><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=El%20cajero%20cobra%20comisi%C3%B3n%20de%203%E2%82%AC%20al%20sacar%20dinero%20pero%20me%20avisa%20que%20tape%20cuando%20ponga%20el%20pin%2C%20no%20vaya%20a%20ser%20que%20me%20roben&#038;related' target='_blank' class='bctt-ctt-btn'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Compartir en X<\/a><\/span>\n<p>3)<\/p>\n<span class='bctt-click-to-tweet'><span class='bctt-ctt-text'><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=El%20amor%20va%20desde%20que%20tu%20novia%20te%20dice%20que%20no%20cambies%20nunca%20porfa%2C%20hasta%20que%20te%20dice%20que%20a%20ver%20cuando%20co%C3%B1o%20cambias&#038;related' target='_blank'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">El amor va desde que tu novia te dice que no cambies nunca porfa, hasta que te dice que a ver cuando co\u00f1o cambias <\/a><\/span><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=El%20amor%20va%20desde%20que%20tu%20novia%20te%20dice%20que%20no%20cambies%20nunca%20porfa%2C%20hasta%20que%20te%20dice%20que%20a%20ver%20cuando%20co%C3%B1o%20cambias&#038;related' target='_blank' class='bctt-ctt-btn'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Compartir en X<\/a><\/span>\n<p>4)<\/p>\n<span class='bctt-click-to-tweet'><span class='bctt-ctt-text'><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=La%20mujer%20que%20busca%20un%20hombre%20detallista%2C%20sensible%2C%20atento...tiene%20que%20saber%20que%20ese%20hombre%20tambi%C3%A9n%20busca%20hombres&#038;related' target='_blank'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">La mujer que busca un hombre detallista, sensible, atento...tiene que saber que ese hombre tambi\u00e9n busca hombres <\/a><\/span><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=La%20mujer%20que%20busca%20un%20hombre%20detallista%2C%20sensible%2C%20atento...tiene%20que%20saber%20que%20ese%20hombre%20tambi%C3%A9n%20busca%20hombres&#038;related' target='_blank' class='bctt-ctt-btn'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Compartir en X<\/a><\/span>\n<p>5)<\/p>\n<span class='bctt-click-to-tweet'><span class='bctt-ctt-text'><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=-Ven%C3%ADa%20a%20que%20revisaran%20esta%20rueda%2C%20mi%20mujer%20dice%20que%20se%20desgasta%20-%C2%BFEst%C3%A1%20desequilibrada%3F%20-Una%20puta%20loca%2C%20como%20su%20madre&#038;related' target='_blank'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">-Ven\u00eda a que revisaran esta rueda, mi mujer dice que se desgasta -\u00bfEst\u00e1 desequilibrada? -Una puta loca, como su madre <\/a><\/span><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=-Ven%C3%ADa%20a%20que%20revisaran%20esta%20rueda%2C%20mi%20mujer%20dice%20que%20se%20desgasta%20-%C2%BFEst%C3%A1%20desequilibrada%3F%20-Una%20puta%20loca%2C%20como%20su%20madre&#038;related' target='_blank' class='bctt-ctt-btn'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Compartir en X<\/a><\/span>\n<p>6)<\/p>\n<span class='bctt-click-to-tweet'><span class='bctt-ctt-text'><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=-Qu%C3%A9%20carrera%20vas%20a%20estudiar%2C%20hijo%3F%20-Quiero%20ser%20adivino%20-Ven%20aqu%C3%AD%20-No%2C%20que%20me%20pegas%20-Hostia%2C%20pues%20igual%20vales%20para%20eso&#038;related' target='_blank'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">-Qu\u00e9 carrera vas a estudiar, hijo? -Quiero ser adivino -Ven aqu\u00ed -No, que me pegas -Hostia, pues igual vales para eso <\/a><\/span><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=-Qu%C3%A9%20carrera%20vas%20a%20estudiar%2C%20hijo%3F%20-Quiero%20ser%20adivino%20-Ven%20aqu%C3%AD%20-No%2C%20que%20me%20pegas%20-Hostia%2C%20pues%20igual%20vales%20para%20eso&#038;related' target='_blank' class='bctt-ctt-btn'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Compartir en X<\/a><\/span>\n<p>7)<\/p>\n<span class='bctt-click-to-tweet'><span class='bctt-ctt-text'><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=Como%20es%20Navidad%20he%20llevado%20a%20mi%20hijo%20a%20ver%20un%20nacimiento.%20Le%20ha%20gustado%20mucho.%20Bueno%2C%20cuando%20sali%C3%B3%20la%20placenta%20vomit%C3%B3%20un%20poco&#038;related' target='_blank'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Como es Navidad he llevado a mi hijo a ver un nacimiento. Le ha gustado mucho. Bueno, cuando sali\u00f3 la placenta vomit\u00f3 un poco <\/a><\/span><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=Como%20es%20Navidad%20he%20llevado%20a%20mi%20hijo%20a%20ver%20un%20nacimiento.%20Le%20ha%20gustado%20mucho.%20Bueno%2C%20cuando%20sali%C3%B3%20la%20placenta%20vomit%C3%B3%20un%20poco&#038;related' target='_blank' class='bctt-ctt-btn'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Compartir en X<\/a><\/span>\n<p>8)<\/p>\n<span class='bctt-click-to-tweet'><span class='bctt-ctt-text'><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=Miraba%20un%20cat%C3%A1logo%20de%20juguetes%20con%20mi%20hija%20de%2011%20meses%20y%20libremente%20ha%20elegido%20la%20PS4&#038;via=GeneracionFreak&#038;related=GeneracionFreak' target='_blank'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Miraba un cat\u00e1logo de juguetes con mi hija de 11 meses y libremente ha elegido la PS4 <\/a><\/span><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=Miraba%20un%20cat%C3%A1logo%20de%20juguetes%20con%20mi%20hija%20de%2011%20meses%20y%20libremente%20ha%20elegido%20la%20PS4&#038;via=GeneracionFreak&#038;related=GeneracionFreak' target='_blank' class='bctt-ctt-btn'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Compartir en X<\/a><\/span>\n<p>9)<\/p>\n<span class='bctt-click-to-tweet'><span class='bctt-ctt-text'><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=%C2%BFPor%20qu%C3%A9%20la%20gente%20escribe%20XD%20al%20final%20de%20los%20comentarios%20si%20es%20m%C3%A1s%20actual%20poner%20490%3F&#038;via=GeneracionFreak&#038;related=GeneracionFreak' target='_blank'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 la gente escribe XD al final de los comentarios si es m\u00e1s actual poner 490? <\/a><\/span><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=%C2%BFPor%20qu%C3%A9%20la%20gente%20escribe%20XD%20al%20final%20de%20los%20comentarios%20si%20es%20m%C3%A1s%20actual%20poner%20490%3F&#038;via=GeneracionFreak&#038;related=GeneracionFreak' target='_blank' class='bctt-ctt-btn'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Compartir en X<\/a><\/span>\n<p>10)<\/p>\n<span class='bctt-click-to-tweet'><span class='bctt-ctt-text'><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=-S%C3%B1%20Bond%2C%20%C2%BFun%20martini%3F%20-S%C3%AD%20-Nadie%20mira%20-Ah%2C%20pues%20caf%C3%A9%20solo%20y%202%20magdalenas.%20Y%20ac%C3%A9rcame%20el%20Marca&#038;via=GeneracionFreak&#038;related=GeneracionFreak' target='_blank'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">-S\u00f1 Bond, \u00bfun martini? -S\u00ed -Nadie mira -Ah, pues caf\u00e9 solo y 2 magdalenas. Y ac\u00e9rcame el Marca <\/a><\/span><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=-S%C3%B1%20Bond%2C%20%C2%BFun%20martini%3F%20-S%C3%AD%20-Nadie%20mira%20-Ah%2C%20pues%20caf%C3%A9%20solo%20y%202%20magdalenas.%20Y%20ac%C3%A9rcame%20el%20Marca&#038;via=GeneracionFreak&#038;related=GeneracionFreak' target='_blank' class='bctt-ctt-btn'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Compartir en X<\/a><\/span>\n<p>11)<\/p>\n<span class='bctt-click-to-tweet'><span class='bctt-ctt-text'><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=Doctor%2C%20%C2%BFcu%C3%A1l%20es%20la%20diferencia%20entre%20ginec%C3%B3logo%20y%20ur%C3%B3logo%3F%20-El%20olor%20del%20dedo%2C%20%C2%BFm%C3%A1s%20preguntas%3F&#038;via=GeneracionFreak&#038;related=GeneracionFreak' target='_blank'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Doctor, \u00bfcu\u00e1l es la diferencia entre ginec\u00f3logo y ur\u00f3logo? -El olor del dedo, \u00bfm\u00e1s preguntas? <\/a><\/span><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=Doctor%2C%20%C2%BFcu%C3%A1l%20es%20la%20diferencia%20entre%20ginec%C3%B3logo%20y%20ur%C3%B3logo%3F%20-El%20olor%20del%20dedo%2C%20%C2%BFm%C3%A1s%20preguntas%3F&#038;via=GeneracionFreak&#038;related=GeneracionFreak' target='_blank' class='bctt-ctt-btn'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Compartir en X<\/a><\/span>\n<p>12)<\/p>\n<span class='bctt-click-to-tweet'><span class='bctt-ctt-text'><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=En%20mi%20libro%20%60Llevo%20tanto%20sin%20follar%20que%20te%20relleno%20cual%20napolitana%20de%20crema%C2%B4sugiero%20t%C3%A9cnicas%20sutiles%20de%20ligoteo&#038;related' target='_blank'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">En mi libro `Llevo tanto sin follar que te relleno cual napolitana de crema\u00b4sugiero t\u00e9cnicas sutiles de ligoteo <\/a><\/span><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=En%20mi%20libro%20%60Llevo%20tanto%20sin%20follar%20que%20te%20relleno%20cual%20napolitana%20de%20crema%C2%B4sugiero%20t%C3%A9cnicas%20sutiles%20de%20ligoteo&#038;related' target='_blank' class='bctt-ctt-btn'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Compartir en X<\/a><\/span>\n<p>13)<\/p>\n<span class='bctt-click-to-tweet'><span class='bctt-ctt-text'><a href='https:\/\/x.com\/intent\/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.generacionfriki.es%2F%3Fp%3D17552&#038;text=-Cari%2C%20dime%20algo%20que%20me%20vuelva%20loca%20-Ah%C3%AD%20hay%20una%20con%20tu%20mismo%20vestido&#038;via=GeneracionFreak&#038;related=GeneracionFreak' target='_blank'rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">-Cari, dime algo que me vuelva loca -Ah\u00ed hay una con tu mismo vestido <\/a><\/span><a 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